I have good news! I GOT A FULL-TIME JOB!!!

As of 28 May I'll be working customer care at Western Business Machines, a company that's been pimped to me so hard I feel incredibly privileged to have the chance to work there.
Omg I get my own desk and everything.
I won't be able to work days at the Hilton anymore, which really blows as I like what I do and who I work with. Sadly, two shifts a week won't my my mortgage.
I'll also have to say goodbye to The UPS Store, a place that has been my safe haven since 2009. I'll still go in on Saturdays, but I feel terrible at leaving my boss. It's just her and I in there all day, and she's my true bro. But again ... Bills to pay.
The sense of relief I have is overwhelming. Dear God, do not let me fuck this up.


As of 28 May I'll be working customer care at Western Business Machines, a company that's been pimped to me so hard I feel incredibly privileged to have the chance to work there.
Omg I get my own desk and everything.
I won't be able to work days at the Hilton anymore, which really blows as I like what I do and who I work with. Sadly, two shifts a week won't my my mortgage.
I'll also have to say goodbye to The UPS Store, a place that has been my safe haven since 2009. I'll still go in on Saturdays, but I feel terrible at leaving my boss. It's just her and I in there all day, and she's my true bro. But again ... Bills to pay.
The sense of relief I have is overwhelming. Dear God, do not let me fuck this up.

- Mood:
happy
The following is an e-mail exchange between myself and the useless manager of my building.
He replies:
Omfg. Useless, right?
Behold, he gets his ass into gear.

I can't believe it. I may get to sleep through the night in the near future! Even as I type this he's stomping about like a troll. Bitch doesn't have a job - He thinks staying home all day and night while making noise with his noisy dog counts as a career.
Hi Richard,
I'm writing this complaint at 1:30 am as that was the time I was woken up by 24's drum playing. Since acquiring this drum kit, he's played at 10 pm, 11 pm and now the middle of the night. I can't tolerate this. I need to sleep. I have a job I need to be awake for.
Please see this is resolved,
Brittany
He replies:
Hello Brittany, the only recourse you have is to call the police and have them come and give the person a ticket. We have talked about this before so call the police and get the noise stopped now. I feel bad for you but you are the person that has to stop this.
Best Regards
Omfg. Useless, right?
Hi Richard,
There is no point in calling the police as the drumming doesn't usually last more than 30 minutes. I need someone to speak to this tenant as he has no care for what I have to say. I'm hoping as building manager you can assist me.
Behold, he gets his ass into gear.
Britt, this is the response from the owner. Just so you know I do not deal with tenants ever just owners.
Best RegardsNot to worry - I will evict him myself. What an idiot. I had a discussion with him about noise complaints and that if there was one more, he'd be out.
And then he goes and gets a drum set??? Grrrrr!
I'm on it....

I can't believe it. I may get to sleep through the night in the near future! Even as I type this he's stomping about like a troll. Bitch doesn't have a job - He thinks staying home all day and night while making noise with his noisy dog counts as a career.
- Location:Saskatoon
- Mood:
awesome
Considering how much I pay for Adult Friend Finder I'm a little disappointed it hasn't gotten me laid. Unless I put out for a 50 something couple living on a farm or a douchebag hockey player. I hate hockey players.
OK, it's only been a month but still. I don't put my boobs out there for nothing.
And apologies to my brother if he stumbles across this entry. Actually, no. Stop snooping.
OK, it's only been a month but still. I don't put my boobs out there for nothing.
And apologies to my brother if he stumbles across this entry. Actually, no. Stop snooping.
- Location:Saskatoon
- Mood:
disappointed
I said before that perhaps Bubbles left so that The Dude could enter my life. The Dude has a lot of Bubbles's weird habits, including climbing on the air conditioner to see out the window.

Bubbles on the left, The Dude on the right.
- Location:Canada, Saskatchewan, Sutherland
I've been diagnosed with depression by the shrink, which answers a lot of questions. Namely, why I have been sleeping so much.
I sleep in until ten minutes before I leave for work. As soon as I get home, I binge on crappy food and go right back to sleep. I've been spending more time asleep than I have awake the past few months and it's only been getting worse. I am tired all the damn time, even when I'm at work or hanging out with friends. I've dozed off on a buddy's couch more times than I can count. The psych wants to try psychotherapy with me in two weeks. I'm seriously lousy at keeping myself occupied. I don't feel like reading, watching TV or playing games. I just want to sleep. When I am at work, I crave getting into bed and snuggling with my kitties.
OCD, ADHD, depression. What a shitty hand I've been dealt.
I applied at Claire's today. My hotel job isn't doing very much for me, and I really liked working at Claire's. Unfortunately, it's changed a lot. We'll see what happens.
My parents bought a house thirty minutes out of town today. More anxiety, yay.
I sleep in until ten minutes before I leave for work. As soon as I get home, I binge on crappy food and go right back to sleep. I've been spending more time asleep than I have awake the past few months and it's only been getting worse. I am tired all the damn time, even when I'm at work or hanging out with friends. I've dozed off on a buddy's couch more times than I can count. The psych wants to try psychotherapy with me in two weeks. I'm seriously lousy at keeping myself occupied. I don't feel like reading, watching TV or playing games. I just want to sleep. When I am at work, I crave getting into bed and snuggling with my kitties.
OCD, ADHD, depression. What a shitty hand I've been dealt.
I applied at Claire's today. My hotel job isn't doing very much for me, and I really liked working at Claire's. Unfortunately, it's changed a lot. We'll see what happens.
My parents bought a house thirty minutes out of town today. More anxiety, yay.
- Location:Saskatoon
- Mood:
blah

Look, another asshole reading The Hunger Games trilogy a week before the film's release! May the odds be ever in your favour.
EDIT: Should mention I was in a minor car crash on my birthday that really sucked and now my back hurts. Other than that, all is well and unexciting.
Also, my upstairs neighbours are noisy and need to eat a bag of dicks.
- Location:Saskatoon
- Mood:
bored
I've kindof forgotten to exist since Bubbles went missing. I'm sorry about that. It's been almost four months and still not a word. I'm hoping and praying he's somewhere safe.
In the mean time, please meet The Dude:

He is A Freaking Monster. I received a phone call from a woman saying she had found Bubbles. She had a very familiar voice, and it turns out she was the librarian who used to read to me as a kid. In any case, it wasn't Bubbles, but this monster cat who I decided then and there was coming home with me if he didn't have a microchip.

It sounds really stupid, but I wonder if maybe Bubbles left so The Dude could enter my life. He's so much like Bubbles in a lot of ways. They're definitely different, but he's an all-out wonderful cat, aside from how noisy he is. God, he makes a lot of noise. Almost a 'noooo' noise. He's very, very friendly and eager to befriend anyone.
BTW, he is huge.

The end.
In the mean time, please meet The Dude:

He is A Freaking Monster. I received a phone call from a woman saying she had found Bubbles. She had a very familiar voice, and it turns out she was the librarian who used to read to me as a kid. In any case, it wasn't Bubbles, but this monster cat who I decided then and there was coming home with me if he didn't have a microchip.

It sounds really stupid, but I wonder if maybe Bubbles left so The Dude could enter my life. He's so much like Bubbles in a lot of ways. They're definitely different, but he's an all-out wonderful cat, aside from how noisy he is. God, he makes a lot of noise. Almost a 'noooo' noise. He's very, very friendly and eager to befriend anyone.
BTW, he is huge.

The end.
- Location:Saskatoon, Canada
- Mood:
okay - Music:'Turn It Off' - The Book of Mormon
Mr Bubbles is still missing. In the meantime, I have a new cat who I will talk about later.
1. Was 2010 a good year for you?
It was until Bubbles went missing.
2. What was your favourite moment of the year?
Hanging out with Michelle again. I've missed her! I also got a new cat who I'll talk about later. My brother apologised as well.
( 2011 in a Nutshell )
1. Was 2010 a good year for you?
It was until Bubbles went missing.
2. What was your favourite moment of the year?
Hanging out with Michelle again. I've missed her! I also got a new cat who I'll talk about later. My brother apologised as well.
( 2011 in a Nutshell )
- Location:Saskatoon
- Mood:
tired
Christmastime with
eatmyphotons

Photo by Kymber Rae Photography
- Location:Saskatoon
